4 "Why don't we take a poll on election day instead of voting?” I asked my neighbor, wondering what mathematician Jacob Bernoulli would think of that.
Monthly Archives: June 2016
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2 I feel it's only fair that when one of the great corporations of this country steps up and takes a stand for a serious issue, such as promoting diversity, it's only fair that we acknowledge that company for its efforts. Even if the company is Facebook.
Not Another Word
2 I was not so crazy about Francine. It was nothing personal. I was 10 and she was a girl, that's all. But, my mother would slip me a couple of dimes every now and then with instructions to ask Francine out for an egg cream. Which I did. I'm sure Francine and I were both in it for the egg creams.
You’ll Never Swallow This
4 My therapist insists my not sleeping through the night is nothing more than a bad habit I picked up many years ago, and that it will go away once I admit that mommy isn't bringing her little precious a bottle. My wife, however, has another theory.
Bedtime Story
1 In 1938, the people who turned Better Crocker into a household name hoped to do the same with Helen Dettweiler by hiring her as radio's first woman baseball announcer.
She’s Not There
3 America may be the land of the free and the home of the brave, but the welcome mat is definitely not out for our excess cheese. All 1.19 billion pounds of it (not a typo). What can we do?