4 My conversation on first dates could have been the stuff legends were made of. But for a shy teenager my father’s offer was one more reminder that I didn’t even have the self-confidence to bribe my way into a second date.
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Thanks to the Bronx Zoo, you can give your Valentine the gift of a lifetime. It will surely lead to a night you'll never forget.
Bitten By The Love Bug
12 See those wrinkles on Baby Boomers' faces? They’re cracks in the walls of the youth cult.
Act Your Age
6 Remember that scene in the movie "Concussion" where Albert Brooks’ character says that the NFL owns a day of the week? Apparently, it also owns the dictionary.
I Can’t Say
8 Today's cars have been called smartphones on wheels. Driving one ought to send a chill up and down your spine, not from the exhilaration but from the danger.
Brain Damage
2 Running this country is so serious that, from time to time, the government needs some comic relief. I believe this is the reason for the Transportation Security Administration.