2 Out of 26 letters and 10 digits, only a handful are used on an eye chart. You don't have to be paranoid---although it occasionally helps---to believe those eye chart letters were chosen to embarrass us.
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12 When your wife comes up with a better mousetrap what can possibly go wrong?
All The Trappings
6 Peanut butter is about as All-American as Montreal. Or Tenochtitlan. Its All-American status began with a doctor who also thought corn flakes would cure masturbation.
The Crushing Truth
Perhaps I'm old fashioned, but I liked the days when I could watch a sporting event and the only numbers I had to keep track of were on the scoreboard or the players' backs. How about you?
Numbers Game
6 The federal judge who enjoined the Navy from discharging openly gay sailor V. Keith Meinhold offers his judgement on the question of whether chivalry is dead.
Courting Chivalry
4 There are 75 million people in the U.S. between the ages of 18 and 35 who are getting help from an unlikely source in their quest for the job they know they deserve---the presidency.